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*If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | *If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | ||
*Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | *Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | ||
*Don't scratch and bite, | *Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! | ||
*This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! | *This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! | ||
*Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | *Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | ||
*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | ||
====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ||
'''At Random''' | |||
*Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | ||
*Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | *Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | ||
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*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||
*I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | *I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | ||
'''Specific Events''' | |||
*There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | ||
*That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | ||
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*An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | ||
*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | ||
=====Ending===== | ====='''Ending'''===== | ||
*No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! | *No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! | ||
*It's not fair, I want to win, How I longed to be real thin! | *It's not fair, I want to win, How I longed to be real thin! | ||
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*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
=====1st Phase===== | =====1st Phase===== | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | '''Gruntilda Hurt ''' | ||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | '''Banjo and Kazooie Hurt ''' | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
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=====2nd Phase===== | =====2nd Phase===== | ||
Transition | '''Transition ''' | ||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | '''Gruntilda Hurt ''' | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | '''Banjo and Kazooie Hurt ''' | ||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
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=====3rd Phase===== | =====3rd Phase===== | ||
Transition | '''Transition ''' | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
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*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | ||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | '''Gruntilda Hurt ''' | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | *Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | '''Banjo and Kazooie Hurt ''' | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
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=====4th Phase===== | =====4th Phase===== | ||
Transition | '''Transition ''' | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | ||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
[[Jinjo]] statues appear | [[Jinjo|'''Jinjo''']]''' statues appear''' | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | '''Gruntilda Hurt ''' | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | '''Banjo and Kazooie Hurt ''' | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
'''Jinjonator appears | |||
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*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
'''Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
''' | |||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
[[The Mighty Jinjonator|'''Jinjonator''']]''' Attack | |||
''' | |||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | ||
'''Attack succeeds | |||
''' | |||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
'''Magnet Spell''' | |||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | ||
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=== Opening === | === Opening === | ||
*With the | *With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | ||
*I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past. | *I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past. | ||
*Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost! | *Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost! | ||
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Introduction | '''Introduction ''' | ||
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
'''After beating | |||
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*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | ||
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | *I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | ||
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Introduction | '''Introduction ''' | ||
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | *Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | ||
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! '''After beating ''' | ||
After beating | |||
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] === | === [[Grunty's Castle]] === | ||
Introduction | '''Introduction''' | ||
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | *Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | ||
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! '''After beating at the first battle ''' | ||
After beating at the first battle | |||
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! '''Before starting a quiz ''' | |||
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with | *With an answer is correct, with button A you can select '''After finishing a quiz ''' | ||
After finishing a quiz | |||
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | ||
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | *Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | ||
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*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. | *The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. | ||
*To your destruction you both race, of | *To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | ||
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | ||
After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits | '''After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits ''' | ||
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After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits | '''After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits ''' | ||
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=== Ending=== | === Ending=== | ||
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell | *Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits. | ||
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel | *Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | ||
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | *Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | ||
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | ||
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====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
*Eight | *Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | ||
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
*At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | *At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | ||
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=== <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | === <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | ||
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting! | ||
*You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | *You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | ||
*You underestimate my cunning, hear my plan and then start running! | *You underestimate my cunning, hear my plan and then start running! | ||