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====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
===Banjo and Kazooie Entering=== | =====Banjo and Kazooie Entering==== | ||
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | ||
*But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | ||
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*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
===1st Phase=== | =====1st Phase===== | ||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
===2nd Phase=== | =====2nd Phase===== | ||
====Transition==== | ======Transition====== | ||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
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*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
===3rd Phase=== | =====3rd Phase===== | ||
====Transition==== | =======Transition======= | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
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*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | =======Gruntilda Hurt======= | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | =======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======= | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
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===4th Phase=== | ===4th Phase=== | ||
====Transition==== | =====Transition===== | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
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*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
====Jinjo statues appear==== | =====Jinjo statues appear===== | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
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*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | =====Gruntilda Hurt===== | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
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===5th Phase=== | ===5th Phase=== | ||
====Transition==== | =====Transition===== | ||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
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*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
====Jinjonator appears==== | =====Jinjonator appears===== | ||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | =====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt===== | ||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
===[[Jinjonator]] Attack=== | ====[[Jinjonator]] Attack==== | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
===Attack succeeds=== | ====Attack succeeds==== | ||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
===Magnet Spell=== | ====Magnet Spell==== | ||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | ||