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====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
*I can't believe that furry pair, | ===Banjo and Kazooie Entering=== | ||
*But now the stupid bear must fight | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | ||
*I can't | *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! | ||
* | *Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd! | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak | *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! | ||
*Soon you'll lose | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
* | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
===1st Phase=== | |||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | |||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | |||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | |||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | |||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | |||
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | |||
===2nd Phase=== | |||
====Transition==== | |||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | |||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | |||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | |||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | |||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | |||
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | |||
*I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! | |||
*Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! | |||
*This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough! | |||
*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | |||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | |||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | |||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | |||
===3rd Phase=== | |||
====Transition==== | |||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | |||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | |||
*A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | |||
*Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! | |||
*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | |||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | |||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | |||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | |||
*ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | |||
*Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | |||
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | |||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | |||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | |||
*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | |||
*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | |||
===4th Phase=== | |||
====Transition==== | |||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | |||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | |||
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | |||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | |||
(Jinjo statues appear) | |||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | |||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | |||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | |||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | |||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | |||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | |||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | |||
*Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! | |||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! | |||
*I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! | |||
*Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! | |||
*Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | |||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | |||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | |||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | |||
===5th Phase=== | |||
====Transition==== | |||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | |||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | |||
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | |||
*Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | |||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | |||
(Jinjonator appears) | |||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | |||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | |||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | |||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | |||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | |||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | |||
===Jinjonator Attack=== | |||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | |||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | |||
*Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! | |||
*There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! | |||
*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | |||
(Attack succeeds) | |||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | |||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | |||
*Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | |||
*AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | |||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | |||
===Magnet Spell=== | |||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | |||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | |||
*See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | |||
*Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | |||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | |||
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ||