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*Those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | *Those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | ||
*I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! | *I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! | ||
*These | *These 2 guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! | ||
*Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | ||
*Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | ||
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==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
* | *8 long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | ||
*It is me you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *It is me you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
*At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, | *At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | ||
*Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here? | *Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here? | ||
*That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | *That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | ||
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====Showdown Town==== | ====Showdown Town==== | ||
*Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | *Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | ||
*After some deep consideration, | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | ||
*Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? | *Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? | ||
*The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput! | *The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput! | ||
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*A bear, a bird, and a Lord of games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame! | *A bear, a bird, and a Lord of games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame! | ||
*You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser! | *You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser! | ||
*This town is such a confusing place, | *This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face! | ||
*Is it me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! | *Is it me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! | ||
*The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! | ||
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*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Gruntys' breath attack! | ||
====Ending==== | ====Ending==== | ||
*How I lost I fail to see. A | *How I lost I fail to see. A 3 time loser I cannot be! | ||
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | ||