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*Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | *Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | ||
*Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | *Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | ||
*My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash I save my cash! | *My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! | ||
*I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air! | *I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air! | ||
*Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me I'm the master! | *Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! | ||
*If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! | *If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! | ||
*Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! | *Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! | ||
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*It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird! | *It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird! | ||
*How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | *How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | ||
*That ugly bear you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | *That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | ||
*Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | *Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | ||
*You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! | *You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! | ||
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*Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! | *Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! | ||
*Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | ||
*Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers fries and chips galore! | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | ||
*Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | *Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | ||
* | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | ||
*Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | ||
*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||