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*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | ||
====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ||
At Random | |||
*Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | ||
*Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | *Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | ||
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*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||
*I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | *I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | ||
Specific Events | |||
*There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | ||
*That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | ||
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Introduction | |||
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
After beating | |||
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | ||
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Introduction | |||
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | *Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | ||
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | ||
After beating | |||
*This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] === | === [[Grunty's Castle]] === | ||
Introduction | |||
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | *Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | ||
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | ||
After beating at the first battle | |||
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | *Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | ||
Before starting a quiz | |||
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with button A you can select. | *With an answer is correct, with button A you can select. | ||
After finishing a quiz | |||
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | ||
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*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | *To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | ||
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | ||
After beating the final boss when you hit 10/12 hits | |||
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | *Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | ||
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | *Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | ||
After beating the final boss when you hit all 12/12 hits | |||
*AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | *AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | ||
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*My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory! | *My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory! | ||
*Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers! | *Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers! | ||
*My truck's been scrapped, but I'm not one to fret. We're just getting started, don't celebrate yet! | *My truck's been scrapped, but I'm not one to fret. We're just getting started, don't celebrate yet! | ||
*You'll walk the plane like that, I swear. Roll on stage of this epic affair! | *You'll walk the plane like that, I swear. Roll on stage of this epic affair! | ||
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*The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | *The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | ||
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | *Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | ||
If hit | |||
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | |||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | |||
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Ending | Ending | ||
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | ||