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*'''Brentilda 3:''' The third Brintilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe. | *'''Brentilda 3:''' The third Brintilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe. | ||
**Grunty wears ''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle'' under that repulsive dress of hers! | **Grunty wears ''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers'' under that repulsive dress of hers! | ||
**She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is ''Ripper/Legchomper''! | **She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is ''Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka''! | ||
**My sister sings in her own band, ''Grunty and the Cauldron Crew/Grunty and the Broomstick Boys''. They're awful! | **My sister sings in her own band, ''Grunty and the Cauldron Crew/Grunty and the Broomstick Boys/Grunty and the Monster Mob''. They're awful! | ||
*'''Brentilda 4:''' The fourth Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue. | *'''Brentilda 4:''' The fourth Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue. | ||
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*'''Brentilda 5:''' The fifth Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room. | *'''Brentilda 5:''' The fifth Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room. | ||
**My fat old sister's favorite sport is ''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking''! | **My fat old sister's favorite sport is ''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking''! | ||
**Although she's dim, she attended ''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School''! | **Although she's dim, she attended ''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College''! | ||
**You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is ''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease''! | **You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is ''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 6:''' The sixth Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley. | *'''Brentilda 6:''' The sixth Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley. | ||
**Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful ''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty''! | **Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful ''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty''! | ||
**When relaxing, she usually reads ''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts'' magazine! | **When relaxing, she usually reads ''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly'' magazine! | ||
**While sipping a glass of her favorite ''camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat''! | **While sipping a glass of her favorite ''camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 7:''' The seventh Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat. | *'''Brentilda 7:''' The seventh Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat. | ||
**The disgusting Gruntilda has ''spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast'' for breakfast! | **The disgusting Gruntilda has ''spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast'' for breakfast! | ||
**Then she usually has ''slug stew/maggot pie'' for dinner. Yuk! | **Then she usually has ''slug stew/maggot pie/dog dung burgers'' for dinner. Yuk! | ||
**Wartbags then finishes with ''eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet'' for dessert. How horrid! | **Wartbags then finishes with ''eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet'' for dessert. How horrid! | ||