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==Gruntilda Facts== | ==Gruntilda Facts== | ||
*Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with salted slug flavored tooth paste! | *'''Brentilda 1:''' The first Brentilda is located in the Grunty Round Floor Tile room. | ||
*Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with mouldy cheese flavored tooth paste! | **Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with salted slug flavored tooth paste! | ||
*She also washes her hair with engine oil. Yuk! | **Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with mouldy cheese flavored tooth paste! | ||
*She also washes her hair with rancid milk. Yuk! | **She also washes her hair with engine oil. Yuk! | ||
*And she gets her clothes from the trash can! | **She also washes her hair with rancid milk. Yuk! | ||
*And she gets her clothes from the Witches Warehouse! | **And she gets her clothes from the trash can! | ||
*Grunty wears a flea circus under that repulsive dress of hers! | **And she gets her clothes from the Witches Warehouse! | ||
*She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper! | *'''Brentilda 2:''' The second Brentilda is located in the Click Clock Wood Puzzle room. | ||
*My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew. They're Awful! | *'''Brentilda 3:''' The third Brintilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe. | ||
*My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Broomstick Boys. They're Awful! | **Grunty wears a flea circus under that repulsive dress of hers! | ||
*My lazy sister often sleeps in a pig sty, the dirty hag! | **She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper! | ||
*The only thing she's ever won was the Biggest Butt Competition at Witch School! | **My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew. They're Awful! | ||
*The only thing she's ever won was the Dirtiest Undies Competition at Witch School! | **My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Broomstick Boys. They're Awful! | ||
*She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, posing in her long-johns! | *'''Brentilda 4:''' The fourth Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue. | ||
*She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, sitting on her broomstick! | **My lazy sister often sleeps in a pig sty, the dirty hag! | ||
*My fat old sister's favorite sport is broomstick racing! | **The only thing she's ever won was the Biggest Butt Competition at Witch School! | ||
*My fat old sister's favorite sport is belly barging! | **The only thing she's ever won was the Dirtiest Undies Competition at Witch School! | ||
*Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High! | **She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, posing in her long-johns! | ||
*Although she's dim, she attended St. Dungball's School! | **She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, sitting on her broomstick! | ||
*You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt! | *'''Brentilda 5:''' The fifth Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room. | ||
*Grunty's best friend at Witch School was the awful Fatty Hatty! | **My fat old sister's favorite sport is broomstick racing! | ||
*When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly Magazine! | **My fat old sister's favorite sport is belly barging! | ||
*When relaxing, she usually reads Big Butts and Guts Magazine! | **Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High! | ||
*While sipping a glass of her favorite camel spit milkshake! | **Although she's dim, she attended St. Dungball's School! | ||
*While sipping a glass of her favorite cold worm juice! | **You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt! | ||
*The disgusting Gruntilda has spider pancakes for breakfast! | *'''Brentilda 6:''' The sixth Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley. | ||
*The disgusting Gruntilda has rat bagles for breakfast! | **Grunty's best friend at Witch School was the awful Fatty Hatty! | ||
*Then she usually has slug stew for dinner. Yuk! | **When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly Magazine! | ||
*Then she usually has maggot pie for dinner. Yuk! | **When relaxing, she usually reads Big Butts and Guts Magazine! | ||
*Wartbags then finishes with eyeball ice cream for dessert. How horrid! | **While sipping a glass of her favorite camel spit milkshake! | ||
*Wartbags then finishes with cockroaches and cream for dessert. How horrid! | **While sipping a glass of her favorite cold worm juice! | ||
*Did you know Wartbags keeps a dragon's foot in her pocket for luck? | *'''Brentilda 7:''' The seventh Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat. | ||
*I've also seen my sister cuddling a huge sweaty baboon in bed at night! | **The disgusting Gruntilda has spider pancakes for breakfast! | ||
*I've also seen my sister cuddling her dirty undies in bed at night! | **The disgusting Gruntilda has rat bagles for breakfast! | ||
*She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Super Gutlifter Pro! | **Then she usually has slug stew for dinner. Yuk! | ||
*She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Lardmaster 2000! | **Then she usually has maggot pie for dinner. Yuk! | ||
*Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is flying radio controlled bats! | **Wartbags then finishes with eyeball ice cream for dessert. How horrid! | ||
*This poor guy called Undead Ed was her first and only boyfriend! | **Wartbags then finishes with cockroaches and cream for dessert. How horrid! | ||
*When she was younger, Grunty used to have a baby dragon as a pet. | *'''Brentilda 8:''' The eighth Brentilda is located on the ledge that the narrow path in the Lava Room leads to. | ||
*'''Brentilda 9:''' The ninth Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the Mad Monster Mansion entrance. | |||
**Did you know Wartbags keeps a dragon's foot in her pocket for luck? | |||
**I've also seen my sister cuddling a huge sweaty baboon in bed at night! | |||
**I've also seen my sister cuddling her dirty undies in bed at night! | |||
**She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Super Gutlifter Pro! | |||
**She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Lardmaster 2000! | |||
*'''Brentilda 10:''' The tenth Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the Click Clock Wood entrance room. | |||
**Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is flying radio controlled bats! | |||
**This poor guy called Undead Ed was her first and only boyfriend! | |||
**When she was younger, Grunty used to have a baby dragon as a pet. | |||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||