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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous for her hilarious yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie series]].
'''[[Gruntilda]]''' is infamous for her hilarious yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|''Banjo-Kazooie'' series]].


==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]==
==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''==
===Game Manual===
===Game Manual===
*Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?
*Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?
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===Ending===
===Ending===
*Stupid [[Banjo|Bear]] and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]!
*Stupid [[Banjo|bear]] and dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]!
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my [[Banjo-Tooie|rematch]]!
*All the [[Jiggy|Jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my [[Banjo-Tooie|rematch]]!


==[[Banjo-Tooie]]==
==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''==
===Opening===
===Opening===
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?
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*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?
*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?


==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]==
==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''==
===Opening===
===Opening===
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, [[Banjo|Banjo's]] favor will be repaid.
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, [[Banjo]]'s favor will be repaid.
*I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.
*I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.
*Without his bird, [[Banjo]]'s lost, I won't give up at any cost!
*Without his bird, [[Banjo]]'s lost, I won't give up at any cost!
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*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!


==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]==
==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''==
===Opening===
===Opening===
*Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
*[[Banjo-Tooie|Eight long years]] to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
*At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!
*At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!
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*With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench!
*With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench!
*I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!
*I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!
*A [[Banjo|bear]], [[Kazooie|a bird]], and a [[Lord of Games]]? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!
*A [[Banjo|bear]], a [[Kazooie|bird]], and a [[Lord of Games]]? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!
*You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!
*You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!
*This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!
*This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!
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*[[Mecha-Grunty]]
*[[Mecha-Grunty]]


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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Rhyming]]
[[Category:Rhyming]]
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