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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous for her hilarious yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie series]]. | ||
This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie series]]. | |||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ||
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*But you've have told them my last code, damn you [[Cheato|book]], I'm ready to explode! | *But you've have told them my last code, damn you [[Cheato|book]], I'm ready to explode! | ||
*My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make [[Spiral Mountain]] hell! | *My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make [[Spiral Mountain]] hell! | ||
*Now I've got that [[Banjo|bear | *Now I've got that [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]], there's nothing you can do you silly nerd! | ||
===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | ===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | ||
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=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broom]] is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | *Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | ||
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*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | ||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
*So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | *So [[Grunty]] doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | ||
===== | =====Jinjo statues appear===== | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those [[Jinjos]] really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the [[Banjo|bear]], you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little [[Jinjos|furry friends]], come here to share your very end! | ||
=====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | =====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | ||
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=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid [[Jinjos|friends]] aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | ||
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====5th Phase==== | ====5th Phase==== | ||
=====Transition===== | =====Transition===== | ||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broomsticks]] I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | ||
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*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
*That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be! | *That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz [[Grunty]] will the winner be! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a [[Extra Life|life]] again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The [[Banjo|bear]] is dumb, the [[Kazooie|bird]]'s a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
*I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | *I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | ||
*Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | *[[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | ||
=====Jinjonator attacks===== | =====[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] attacks===== | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your [[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjo]] fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
*Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! | *Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! | ||
*There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! | *There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! | ||
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=====Attack succeeds===== | =====Attack succeeds===== | ||
*That last [[Jinjo]] has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last [[Jinjo]] has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
*Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | ||
*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||