List of Brentilda quotes

A list of quotes said by Brentilda throughout Banjo-Kazooie.

Quotes

• • "Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with salted slug/moldy cheese/tuna ice cream flavored tooth paste!"
  • "She also washes her hair with engine oil/rancid milk/baked beans. Yuk!"
  • "And she gets her clothes from the trash can/The Witches Warehouse/Saggy Maggy's Boutique!"

• • "Ugly Grunty's nickname was Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath at Witch School!"
  • "I also know that freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke is her favorite smell!"
  • "And the old hag's favorite color is ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green!"

• • "Grunty wears a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers under that repulsive dress of hers!"
  • "She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka!"
  • "My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew/Grunty and the Broomstick Boys/Grunty and the Monster Mob. They're awful!"

• • "My lazy sister often sleeps in a pig sty/on a pile of treasure/in a dumpster, the dirty hag!"
  • "The only thing she's ever won was the biggest butt/dirtiest undies/sweatiest socks competition at witch school!"
  • "She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball!"

• • "My fat old sister's favorite sport is broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking!"
  • "Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College!"
  • "You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans!"

• • "Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty/Saggy Maggy!"
  • "When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly magazine!"
  • "While sipping a glass of her favorite camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat!"

• • "The disgusting Gruntilda has spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast for breakfast!"
  • "Then she usually has slug stew/maggot pie/dog dung burgers for dinner. Yuk!"
  • "Wartbags then finishes with eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet for dessert. How horrid!"

• • "Revolting Gruntilda's bedroom has smelly socks/rotting fish/dirty undies hanging from the ceiling!"
  • "She also has an eyeball flower/a loogie bush/a verruca plant growing in a pot beside her bed! Filthy old bag!"
  • "And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown undies!"

• • "Did you know Wartbags keeps a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head in her pocket for luck?"
  • "I've also seen my sister cuddling a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear in bed at night!"
  • "She's really proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe!"

• • "Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth!"
  • "This poor guy called Dirty Berty/Undead Ed/Greasy Grant, was her first and only boyfriend!"
  • "When she was younger, Grunty used to have a baby dragon/a greasy warthog/a mad vulture as a pet."