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|game = [[Banjo-Kazooie]] | |game = [[Banjo-Kazooie]] | ||
|theme = Final | |theme = Final battle | ||
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The '''Top of the Tower''' is a "room" at the very peak of [[Gruntilda's Lair]]. On this highest point, [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] face off against Grunty in [[Banjo-Kazooie]]'s final battle. | |||
==Points of Interest== | ==Points of Interest== | ||
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*I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! | *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! | ||
*I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
quick. | |||
===1st Phase=== | ===1st Phase=== | ||
====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
sure! | |||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
===2nd Phase=== | ===2nd Phase=== | ||
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====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ====Gruntilda Hurt==== | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
guard! | |||
*I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! | *I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! | ||
*Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if | *Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! | ||
*This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough! | *This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough! | ||
*Ahh, it's time for me to change my spot | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
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====Transition==== | ====Transition==== | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
why. | |||
*A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | ||
*Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can | *Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! | ||
tell! | |||
*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | ||
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*ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
*Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | *Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | ||
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | ||
lightening bolt! | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
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===4th Phase=== | ===4th Phase=== | ||
====Transition==== | ====Transition==== | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | ||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you | (Jinjo statues appear) | ||
chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
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*Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! | *Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! | ||
*I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling | *I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! | ||
*Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! | *Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! | ||
*Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
you yelp! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple | |||
of knocks! | |||
===5th Phase=== | ===5th Phase=== | ||
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*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | ||
*Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my | *Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
ground! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my | (Jinjonator appears) | ||
feet! | |||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
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*Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! | *Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! | ||
*There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! | *There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! | ||
(Attack succeeds) | |||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||