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==Quotes==
==Quotes==
*'''Kazooie:''' Hey, Banjo, it's that retarded ass bird woman again!<br />'''Mary:''' That's me! Now how about another race?<br />'''Banjo:''' But the handcart's still down in the mine...<br />'''Mary:''' Don't worry. You can use this clockwork mouse I've found instead.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Clockwork mouse? Fuck you are you stupid?<br />'''Mary:''' Oh yes. Go on, jump on board and press A as fast as you can to power the mouse along.
*'''Kazooie:''' Hey, Banjo, it's that crazy canary woman again!<br />'''Mary:''' That's me! Now how about another race?<br />'''Banjo:''' But the handcart's still down in the mine...<br />'''Mary:''' Don't worry. You can use this clockwork mouse I've found instead.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Clockwork mouse? Are you mad?<br />'''Mary:''' Oh yes. Go on, jump on board and press A as fast as you can to power the mouse along.


*"Ready? 3... 2... 1... Go!"
*"Ready? 3... 2... 1... Go!"


*'''Mary:''' You beat me again!<br />'''Kazooie:''' You don't say. The usual prize will suffice...<br />'''Banjo:''' Don't be greedy, Kazooie. We won all her possessions in the mine.<br />'''Mary:''' Oh no, you didn't! Look what I found up here...
*'''Mary:''' You beat me again!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Yep. The usual prize will suffice...<br />'''Banjo:''' Don't be greedy, Kazooie. We won all her possessions in the mine.<br />'''Mary:''' Oh no, you didn't! Look what I found up here...


*"I also found another papery thing. Hop on the mouse if you want to try and win it..."
*"I also found another papery thing. Hop on the mouse if you want to try and win it..."
*"Hop on the mouse to race again."
*"Hop on the mouse to race again."


*'''Mary:''' Did I lose?<br />'''Kazooie:''' Hell yeah you crazy bitch now hand over that papery thing!<br />'''Mary:''' My last possession... Well, that's it then. I reckon I'll be off for my dinner.<br />'''Banjo:''' What are you having?<br />'''Mary:''' A nice worm sandwich and a tasty bag of millet.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Mmm... sounds good. How about a third race to let us try and win your dinner?<br />'''Mary:''' Hell no! You'd kick my ass again and then I'd go hungry. See you around, fellow bird and bear buddy!
*'''Mary:''' Did I lose?<br />'''Kazooie:''' Sure did, lady. Now hand over that papery thing!<br />'''Mary:''' My last possession... Well, that's it then. I reckon I'll be off for my dinner.<br />'''Banjo:''' What are you having?<br />'''Mary:''' A nice worm sandwich and a tasty bag of millet.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Mmm... sounds good. How about a third race to let us try and win your dinner?<br />'''Mary:''' Well... No. You'd probably win and then I'd go hungry. See you around, fellow bird and bear buddy!


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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