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*A little more, it wouldn't hurt, what would I have for dessert?
*A little more, it wouldn't hurt, what would I have for dessert?
:X - Cockroaches and Cream
:Cockroaches and Cream
:X - Eyeball Ice-Cream
:Eyeball Ice-Cream
:X - Rat Sorbet
:Rat Sorbet


*Grunty's got a beautiful pose, where do I get my delightful clothes?
*Grunty's got a beautiful pose, where do I get my delightful clothes?
:X - The Witches' Warehouse
:The Witches' Warehouse
:X - The Trashcan
:The Trashcan
:X - Saggy Maggy's Boutique
:Saggy Maggy's Boutique


*Don't be smart, you've not won yet, when I was small, what was my pet?
*Don't be smart, you've not won yet, when I was small, what was my pet?
:X - A Baby Dragon
:A Baby Dragon
:X - A Greasy Warthog
:A Greasy Warthog
:X - A Mad Vulture
:A Mad Vulture


*Is it this, now let me think, what is Grunty's favorite drink?
*Is it this, now let me think, what is Grunty's favorite drink?
:X - Cold Worm Juice
:Cold Worm Juice
:X - Camel Spit Milkshake
:Camel Spit Milkshake
:X - Smoothie Elephant Sweat
:Smoothie Elephant Sweat


*It keeps me safe and free from harm, what have I as a lucky charm?
*It keeps me safe and free from harm, what have I as a lucky charm?
:X - A Dragon's Foot
:A Dragon's Foot
:X - A Loogie-Filled Hanky
:A Loogie-Filled Hanky
:X - A Shrunken Head
:A Shrunken Head


*I really wish I was thinner, what does Grunty like for dinner?
*I really wish I was thinner, what does Grunty like for dinner?
:X - Slug Stew
:Slug Stew
:X - Maggot Pie
:Maggot Pie
:X - Dog Dung Burgers
:Dog Dung Burgers


*Do you know, and can you tell, what on earth's my favorite smell?
*Do you know, and can you tell, what on earth's my favorite smell?
:X - Freshly Burst Boils
:Freshly Burst Boils
:X - Sweaty Gorilla Feet
:Sweaty Gorilla Feet
:X - Putrid Parrot Puke
:Putrid Parrot Puke


*Let's see if your memory's foggy, What's the name of my pet doggy?
*Let's see if your memory's foggy, What's the name of my pet doggy?
:X - Ripper
:Ripper
:X - Bignacka
:Bignacka
:X - Legchomper
:Legchomper


*We didn't wash, there was no pool, where did I go to witch school?
*We didn't wash, there was no pool, where did I go to witch school?
:X - St. Dungball's
:St. Dungball's
:X - Fat Hag High
:Fat Hag High
:X - Cauldron College
:Cauldron College


*Look at my hair, see it flow, what's it washed with, do you know?
*Look at my hair, see it flow, what's it washed with, do you know?
:X - Rancid milk
:Rancid milk
:X - Engine oil
:Engine oil
:X - Baked beans
:Baked beans


*'Cuz of all those spells I lend, whom at school was my best friend?
*'Cuz of all those spells I lend, whom at school was my best friend?
:X - Sweaty Betty
:Sweaty Betty
:X - Saggy Maggy
:Saggy Maggy
:X - Fatty Hatty
:Fatty Hatty


*Guess this right or you may lose, what's the only color I'd choose?
*Guess this right or you may lose, what's the only color I'd choose?
:X - Ghastly grey
:Ghastly grey
:X - Gruesome green
:Gruesome green
:X - Dung brown
:Dung brown


*Banjo's stupid Grunty's cool, what was my name at witches' school?
*Banjo's stupid Grunty's cool, what was my name at witches' school?
:X - Jelly Belly
:Jelly Belly
:X - Hog Breath
:Hog Breath
:X - Cauldron Butt
:Cauldron Butt


*The news stand is where I've been, what's my favorite magazine?
*The news stand is where I've been, what's my favorite magazine?
:X - Big Butts and Guts
:Big Butts and Guts
:X - Fat Hag Monthly
:Fat Hag Monthly
:X - Warty Girls Weekly
:Warty Girls Weekly


*Across the sky I love to glide, what type of broomstick do I ride?
*Across the sky I love to glide, what type of broomstick do I ride?
:X - Rough Rider
:Rough Rider
:X - Super Gutlifter Pro
:Super Gutlifter Pro
:X - Lardmaster 2000
:Lardmaster 2000


*I like 'em fried, they're quite a treat, what for breakfast do I eat?
*I like 'em fried, they're quite a treat, what for breakfast do I eat?
:0 - Tadpoles on toast
:Tadpoles on toast
:X - Rat bagels
:Rat bagels
:X - Spider pancakes
:Spider pancakes


*Here are 3 answers 1 you’ll pick, What’s my amazing party trick?
*Here are 3 answers 1 you’ll pick, What’s my amazing party trick?
:X- To blow up balloons with my butt
:To blow up balloons with my butt
:X- Eating a bucket of beans
:Eating a bucket of beans
:X- Performing the striptease
:Performing the striptease


*I’m not pretty I’m quite a mess, What do I hide under my dress?
*I’m not pretty I’m quite a mess, What do I hide under my dress?
:X- Massive bloomers
:Massive bloomers
:X- A flea circus
:A flea circus
:X- A reinforced girdle
:A reinforced girdle


*How dare you look, stop that stare, What color undies do I wear?
*How dare you look, stop that stare, What color undies do I wear?
:X- Spotty purple
:Spotty purple
:X- Sweaty yellow
:Sweaty yellow
:X- Streaky brown
:Streaky brown


*A lovely specimen in its pot, It’s by my bed what have I got?
*A lovely specimen in its pot, It’s by my bed what have I got?
:X- An eyeball flower
:An eyeball flower
:X- A verruca plant
:A verruca plant
:X- A loogie bush
:A loogie bush


*Apart from doing stupid rhymes, What’s another of my pastimes?
*Apart from doing stupid rhymes, What’s another of my pastimes?
:X- Collecting dragon teeth
:Collecting dragon teeth
:X- Bursting boils
:Bursting boils
:X- Flying radio controlled bats
:Flying radio controlled bats


*You want to hear us I can tell, In which band do I sing so well?
*You want to hear us I can tell, In which band do I sing so well?
:X- Grunty and the Monster Mob
:Grunty and the Monster Mob
:X- Grunty and the Broomstick Boys
:Grunty and the Broomstick Boys
:X- Grunty and the Cauldron Crew
:Grunty and the Cauldron Crew


*I usually curl up in a heap, Where does Grunty like to sleep?
*I usually curl up in a heap, Where does Grunty like to sleep?
:X- In a pig sty
:In a pig sty
:X- On a pile of treasure
:On a pile of treasure
:X- In a dumpster
:In a dumpster


*I cannot lie, I can tell the truth, What’s hanging from my bedroom roof?
*I cannot lie, I can tell the truth, What’s hanging from my bedroom roof?
:X- Smelly socks
:Smelly socks
:X- Dirty undies
:Dirty undies
:X- Rotting fish
:Rotting fish


*I like a cuddle and a fight, What do I take to bed at night?
*I like a cuddle and a fight, What do I take to bed at night?
:X- A huge sweaty baboon
:A huge sweaty baboon
:X- A scary teddy bear
:A scary teddy bear
:X- My dirty undies
:My dirty undies


*Remember before you lose, What type of toothpaste do I use?
*Remember before you lose, What type of toothpaste do I use?
:X- Salted slug
:Salted slug
:X- Moldy cheese
:Moldy cheese
:X- Tuna ice cream
:Tuna ice cream


*My looks at school were never thin, What award did I always win?
*My looks at school were never thin, What award did I always win?
:X- Sweatiest socks
:Sweatiest socks
:X- Biggest butt
:Biggest butt
:X- Dirtiest undies
:Dirtiest undies


*Look at my built muscles taunt, What’s my most enjoyable sport?
*Look at my built muscles taunt, What’s my most enjoyable sport?
:X- Loogie flicking
:Loogie flicking
:X- Broomstick racing
:Broomstick racing
:X- Belly barging
:Belly barging


*Grunty’s cute she’s quite dame, What was my first boyfriend's name?
*Grunty’s cute she’s quite dame, What was my first boyfriend's name?
:X- Greasy Grant
:Greasy Grant
:X- Dirty Berty
:Dirty Berty
:X- Undead Ed
:Undead Ed


*Fat Hag Monthly thinks I’m hot, What did I do on the cover shot?
*Fat Hag Monthly thinks I’m hot, What did I do on the cover shot?
:X- Posed in my long-johns
:Posed in my long-johns
:X- Sat on my broomstick
:Sat on my broomstick
:X- Polished my crystal ball
:Polished my crystal ball


== Miscellaneous ==
== Miscellaneous ==
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