Winkybunion Tower

After exploring a tribal village, a sunny beach, a disgusting sewer, an infested swamp, a snowy mounaintop. a humid desert, a scary chateau, a rundown ship, a timeless forest & a boiling board game, Banjo & Kazooie are finally ready to fight Gruntilda at The Top of the Tower.

Points of Interest

 * Fly Pad
 * Jinjo Statues
 * Jinjonator Statue

Enemies

 * Gruntilda (Boss)

Gruntilda's Rhymes
(From when the fight begins till when it ends) (not complete yet)

Banjo and Kazooie Entering

 * I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
 * But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
 * Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
 * Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
 * I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
 * I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
 * So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.

Gruntilda Hurt

 * Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
 * What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
 * A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
 * Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

 * Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
 * Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
 * See this swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!
 * Mmm I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!
 * Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!

Transition

 * It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
 * Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
 * That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
 * Ah it's time to change my spot to put me out of range!

Gruntilda Hurt

 * That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
 * Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
 * I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
 * Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
 * This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
 * Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
 * That's not fair I wasn't ready, I feel faint and all unsteady!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

 * So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
 * That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
 * These bolts fly with such a whizz, I love the way they screech and fizz!
 * Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!
 * Hah you took another zap, I got you through that little gap!
 * Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!

Transition

 * Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
 * Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
 * A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
 * Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
 * Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
 * See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
 * Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!

Gruntilda Hurt

 * Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
 * ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
 * Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
 * YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
 * Ouch that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

 * This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
 * Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
 * Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
 * Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
 * Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!

Transition
(Jinjo statues appear)
 * I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
 * That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
 * Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
 * A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
 * So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!
 * Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
 * I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
 * I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
 * So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
 * Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!

Gruntilda Hurt

 * How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
 * That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
 * Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
 * That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
 * I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
 * Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
 * Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
 * Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

 * Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
 * Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
 * Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!
 * Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!

Transition
(Jinjonator appears)
 * Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
 * That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
 * My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
 * Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
 * I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
 * What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
 * That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
 * I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
 * Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
 * That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

 * Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
 * Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
 * The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
 * I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!
 * Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!

Jinjonator Attack
(Attack succeeds)
 * I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
 * See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
 * Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
 * There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
 * Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
 * That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
 * I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
 * Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
 * AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
 * It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!

Magnet Spell

 * Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
 * Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
 * See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
 * Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
 * It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!

Battle with Gruntilda video
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