Officer Unogopaz

Officer Unogopaz is a large tiger-like Moggie who poses as the Kickball Stadium's guard in Mayahem Temple of Banjo-Tooie. He ensures that only Stonies can participate in the kickball event and does not allow others to enter. The name "Unogopaz" sounds similar to "You no go past", which describes his job as a guard.

Banjo and Kazooie try to get in to play kickball, but Unogopaz does not let them since the game's tickets were all sold out when they were playing the first game. Banjo tries to plead with the officer to let him and Kazooie in, but still refuses entry. Kazooie then suggests bribery, angering Unogopaz, who tells off the duo and demands that they leave right away.

Once Banjo transforms into a Stony, Unogopaz still sees through his disguise, but allows him participate in the kickball event because of a shortage of other Stony players. This makes Officer Unogopaz the only character to recognize Banjo while he is transformed. At first Banjo denies being transformed, but Unogopaz sees his disguise as obvious, especially in response to a comment from Kazooie.

Quotes

 * Officer Unogopaz: Stop right there! What do you want?
 * Banjo: We want to go in there as it sounds cool!
 * Officer Unogopaz: Of course it's cool. Everyone wants to see the Stony Kickball Games!
 * Kazooie: Stand aside then, Bozo. We'll miss the action!
 * Officer Unogopaz: Bozo? I'm Officer Unogopaz, and there ain't no tickets left. They sold out while you were playing Banjo-Kazooie
 * Kazooie: We don't want to watch. We're here to kick butt and win!
 * Officer Unogopaz: Nice try, but I'm afraid you can't. The games are only open to stonies.
 * Banjo: Oh, go on. Please?
 * Officer Unogopaz: Nope.
 * Kazooie: How about a bribe?
 * Officer Unogopaz: How dare you! This is a respectable organization! Get lost, both of you!


 * Banjo: I'm Banjo the Stonie. Can I come in and play?
 * Officer Unogopaz: Hmm... I don't know. That backpack looks kinda familiar...
 * Kazooie: Are you saying we're a bear and bird in an elaborate disguise, trying to cheat our way in?
 * Officer Unogopaz: Yep, it's pretty obvious. But they're a bit short on players, so you might as well go in anyway.


 * Officer Unogopaz: You are free to enter.
 * Kazooie: That's really big of you.