User:Tooiefan1



Well hello.

Sup? Well I love Banjo games, and I was thrilled to discover a Banjo wiki. Sadly the information on it is disgraceful. Even Banjo was what I'd consider a stub. And why was L.O.G in the bosses section??? That is why I'm making it my mission to make this Wiki as it should be. Honestly all you people going "ohh it's a stub ohh it's got no image" DO IT YOURSELVES!!! And now for something completely different.

So... who else was disappointed by Nuts & Bolts? cuz I was. The art style was horrible amirite? Now I think I'll review the Banjo games:

Banjo-Kazooie
The game that started it all. Fun worlds, amazing graphics, catchy music. The major flaw with this game, for me, was all that gosh darn note collecting. It wouldn't be so bad if they stayed gone when you collected them, but as it was, a horrible flaw in an otherwise great game.

Banjo-Tooie
In my opinion, the best of the series so far. Mine was a secondhand copy however, and data was in the replay section. Dumbass as I was, I ruined everything for myself. Yes, they had completed the game. Grr!!

Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge
Damn, this is one hard game sometimes. Oddly, I used to suck at this. I only got a 1 star Jiggy rating, fo' shame. Kind of fun to play, but not much replay value.

Banjo-Pilot
Fun racing game sidequest, I like how you don't have to worry about abysmal steering or whatnot because you're in a PLANE! Can you believe Rare originally wanted to make this a Diddy Kong game? Dumbasses don't appreciate their own creation.

Nuts & Bolts
Urghh! Don't get me wrong it's a great game, but compared to the others it's got a long way to go. It's got a lot of replay value, but the replay value is hundreds of times longer than the game itself! The old games didn't have enough replay value but were quite long, here it's the other way round. Can't they have a happy medium?