List of Jolly Roger quotes

Quotes said by Jolly Roger throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.

Banjo-Tooie

 * '"Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn."
 * "I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing..."
 * "She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!"
 * "Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would you like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 Doubloons, as this naughty mole has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?"
 * "Okay, big boy, show me the money..."
 * "Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?"
 * "I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough Doubloons at the moment."
 * "That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."
 * "Well, really! That was a brand new door — have you any idea how much they cost these days?"
 * "How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
 * "I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."

Showdown Town

 * "''Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
 * "Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
 * "Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
 * "Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
 * "Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."

Terrarium of Terror

 * "Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!"