List of Dingpot quotes

Banjo-Kazooie
Dingpot: Why, it's Grunty any day, she really takes my breath away... cough! (coughs) Gruntilda: Yes, you're right, I'm rather proud. My looks stand me out from the crowd. Dingpot: Err... but there is this girl. Gruntilda: Ah! What do you mean?! This cannot be! There's no one prettier than me! Dingpot: Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all. Gruntilda: No, no, no, you must be mad. Nicer beauty can't be had! Dingpot: Unfortunately, I think, you'll find,... ugh! It's Tooty. She's cute and kind! Gruntilda: Well... We'll see about that!
 * Gruntilda: Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?

Dingpot: Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors! Kazooie: It's a wonder you get any, sewer breath! Dingpot: Aaah... What does strange birdy thing mean? Banjo: Errr, she said that we're looking for Gruntilda, do you know where she is? Dingpot: I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free! Gruntilda: Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! Banjo: Don't worry Dingpot, we'll sort her out if you can find us a way up there! Dingpot: No problem, just splosh on in and I'll fire you up to the top! Kazooie: Jump in there? No way, Dungbox! Banjo: C'mon Kazooie, you get a chance to peck the witch's butt, let's go!
 * Kazooie: Phew, what a disgusing smell!


 * "Did I tell you she puked in me, it was awful..."
 * "Can you see a toilet in here, huh? So guess where Grunty goes..."
 * "All her trash, well that ends up in me as well..."
 * "Look at me, I'm full of potato peelings and moldy vegetables..."
 * "You wouldn't believe Grunty's dandruff when she leans over me..."
 * "I need my teeth cleaning, will you do it?"
 * "Sniff... I had a saucepan girlfriend once, but Grunty broke her handle..."
 * "And all those awful bloomers she makes me wash... yurrgh!"
 * "She cooks up some really spicy dinner in me, it's melting my ladle.."
 * "Ready for another trip, Mr. Bear?"
 * "Are you ready this time, birdy thing?"
 * "Please beat Grunty this time, I don't want to do her washing anymore..."
 * "Oooh... Bit tough last time, huh?"
 * "Splash in and I'll fire you back up there!"

Banjo-Tooie
Banjo: No, not really... Dingpot: I helped you at the end of Banjo-Kazooie. Kazooie: Oh yeah, it's old stinkpot! Dingpot: Sniff, you're so cruel. But hey, why not jump inside for a nice Dingy bonus! Kazooie: Must we? I've only just got my feathers clean from last time...
 * Dingpot: Why hello there, Mr. Banjo! I'm Dingpot - remember me?