Gruntilda/quotes

At Random

 * Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
 * Grunty's Plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running!
 * Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
 * My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash I save my cash!
 * I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
 * Can't you get here any faster, come and fight me I'm the master!
 * If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
 * Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
 * I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!
 * It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
 * How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
 * That ugly bear you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
 * Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
 * You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
 * Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
 * I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!

Specific Events

 * There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!
 * That was such an easy fit, the others may test your wit!
 * You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
 * That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!
 * When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!

Treasure Trove Cove

 * That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be!

Bubble Gloop Swamp

 * First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!

Introduction to Banjo-Kazooie

 * Dingpot, Dingpot by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
 * Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
 * What d'you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
 * No no no you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
 * If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be.
 * Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
 * Don't scratch and bite little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
 * This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
 * Rescue you he will not dare, there's many danger's in my lair!
 * Hurry Klungo push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!

Game Over From Banjo-Kazooie

 * Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up I need full power!
 * Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!