Showdown Town Police

"Wanna know the worst thing you can do in this town? Take a pop at an officer. You just be a good bear an' keep your distance, then we'll avoid a little... accidents."

- Pikelet

The Showdown Town Police, also known as Showdown Town Department are the official law enforcement of Showdown Town led by Pikelet, appearing in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Their officers are described as "Pikelet's crack team of incompetent weasels" in the game's instruction booklet. There are two types of police cars; the red and blue, which attack by running into Banjo and Kazooie, and the black and white, which fire grenades at them.

The police start to chase after the duo if they do things such as run into civilians or policemen (assaulting), shoot the Laser (discharging a weapon), take Jiggies from the Jig-O-Vends (smuggling), or honk the horn (disturbing the peace). The cops can be escaped by going to far away locations, defeating them, or bribing Pikelet with Musical Notes. If Banjo and Kazooie go to the Police Station while being chased, the spotlights turn on while the alarm starts to ring.