Salty Joe

"Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!"

- Salty Joe

Salty Joe is a red fox and an employee of Witchyworld, operating the theme park's fries stand.

Banjo-Tooie
In Banjo-Tooie, Salty Joe can be found in his stand. While it is closed at first, the booth can be opened by pressing a switch behind it. Salty Joe then complains that someone found the switch and says he hates costumers, as they're "always wanting things". When first interacted with, he will ask Banjo and Kazooie to "hurry up" because he is "a busy guy", then offer the duo his "limp, salty fries". If they accept, Salty Joe will give them and says he'd "better start frying up some more", as he is "all out".

If Banjo goes to get fries from him alone, Salty Joe will ask the bear if he needs a sidekick, and proceed to list the moves he knows, — the "Salt Shaker Slap", the "Greasy Hand Grab" and spitting fries really far — with none of them interesting Banjo.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
In Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, various signs throughout Showdown Town have the logo of "Salty Joe's Fish & Chips" in them.

Quotes
(When the booth is opened): (Meeting Joe for the first time): (If you decide to get fries): (If you decide to get fries only as Banjo):
 * Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!
 * Salty Joe: Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
 * Kazooie: So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
 * Salty Joe: Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?
 * Kazooie: Gimme some fries, Joe!
 * Salty Joe: Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
 * Banjo: I knew he would say that!
 * Kazooie: Yep, me too.
 * Salty Joe: (gives the duo fries) Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
 * Kazooie: Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
 * Salty Joe: Why, you cheeky...
 * Banjo: Gimme some fries, Joe!
 * Salty Joe: Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
 * Banjo: Are you paid to say that?
 * Salty Joe: Errrm... Yes. (gives Banjo an order of fries)
 * Banjo: Thanks. I'll be off to continue on my exciting adventure now.
 * Salty Joe: Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.
 * Banjo: You have?
 * Salty Joe: Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?
 * Banjo: Err...
 * Salty Joe: What about my Greasy Hand Grab?
 * Banjo: No.
 * Salty Joe: Er, and I can spit fries really far...
 * Banjo: See you later, Joe.