Alfred P. Cock

"Am I glad to see you! The name's Alfred P. Cock and I've had no customers all week due to the birds. What can I get you?"

- Alfred P. Cock

Alfred P. Cock is a and an ice cream seller. He appears in the Spiller's Harbor world of Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge. His name is likely a pun of filmmaker and "peacock".

During the game events, he hides in his Mr. Drippy van (a pun on the ice cream business, ) because Maggie Birds attacking his Mr. Drippy Van. If Banjo and Kazooie get rid of the Maggie Birds, he will award them with an ice cream cone that they can give to one of the Squits on the boat to make him return to their mother, Mrs. Squitter. Returning both of the Squits will earn the duo a Jiggy.

He also appears in the background of the award ceremony in Banjo-Pilot.