List of Jolly Roger quotes

Quotes that were said by Jolly Roger.

Banjo-Tooie
Kazooie: We'd like a ginger beer, please. Jolly Roger: I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing... Kazooie: That's a shame. Now how about that drink? Banjo: Kazooie! Kazooie: Oh, sorry. Where did you last see her? Jolly Roger: She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone! Kazooie: Perhaps she was eaten by vicious sea demon. Jolly Roger: Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would yo like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 doubloons, as this naughty mole has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?
 * Jolly Roger: Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn.

Yes:


 * "Okay, big boy, show me the money... (Banjo throws one doubloon) Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?

Yes (but not enough doubloons):


 * "I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough doubloons at the moment."

No:


 * "That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."

Broke the door with a Grenade Egg:


 * "Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?"


 * "How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
 * "I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."

Showdown Town

 * "Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
 * "Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
 * "Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
 * "Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
 * "Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."